Summary: nitw1t challenged me to write a fic with a squick I’d never written before. Thus, I present, Orlando’s feet.
Warnings: Podophilia, Somnophilia.
Disclaimer: I think it more than possible that Viggo has as many sexual interests as there are bubbles in a bathbomb. But I have no proof. I also take no responsibility for you if you read this and are grossed out.
One day I'll run out of kink
Summary: A fucking U. Something's missing from Viggo's life.
Warnings: Kink. Nearly…furries... Dom/Sub relationship. Written by a freak.
Disclaimer: Don't make me laugh.
A/n: Dedicating this to ratherbrightred because I know how much she loves furries. ;) And happy birthday to piepiepie
Betad by the delightful moblo413, who will happily testify that this is much, much hotter than she expected.
And they call it puppy love...
In honor of summer, swimming pools, & moisture more generally, I give you:
A fascinating morsel of wiki goodness--note especially those wild & crzy HK prostitutes (look under "most dangerous")!
Also endearing is this image:
from Ark productions (uw_fashion_photog.tripod.com). I love her heels!
did you know? there is a fetish out there involving women and gas pedals. evidence:
Scene Taken from: Eva Charms the Starter
Eva is taking the '48 International pickup truck for a ride for the first time. She finds out how hard it is to use a floor starter. She likes the pretty red truck and sensuously pumps the gas pedal then presses the starter as hard as her long legs can. She tries both feet on the starter then the left foot on the gas while the right foot pushes the starter. It starts and stalls many times until it eventually warms up and holds while she revs the engine. Finally she engages the clutch and drives away.
a quick Google of "pedal pumping" should bring you to clutch paradise! keep on truckin' (ha ha ha. ok, i'm ashamed now)
"it's all about transforming oneself or one's lover into a mechanized erotic automaton."
"Robotdoll and his wife occasionally play robot games at home in silver lycra spandex bodysuits he bought in a New York lingerie store. (He laughs as he tells me how he was so excited about finally acting out his dreams that he accidentally orgasmed in the outfit when he tried it on in the store dressing room.)"
Also, I love this bizarre set of porn pictures (NSFW), wherein an average porn girl encounters this HILARIOUS robot with a plastic brain on top!
Author: moi, sever_it
OB/others (this chapter a bit of OB/Clive Owen)
Disclaimer: not true
Summary: Orlando is an escort specialized in S&M. Viggo is one of his clients.
Feedback: I’m a whore for it
Archive: my LJ: http://sever-it.livejournal.com/
Warnings: angst, AU, mention of BDSM and drug- taking, mention of kink, hints of het sex
This chapter: a ‘scene’ that some might find a bit disturbing
Notes: This chapter, special appearance by Clive Owen
Previous chapters: here
Title: Ageplay. I'm not great at titles *g*
Characters: Viggo Mortensen/ Orlando Bloom
Prompt: 33. Age Play
Word Count: 914
Rating: R/ NC17
Disclaimer: This is completely untrue, none of it happened and there are no implications being made about any of the people featured within
Author's Notes: This is the first time I ever wrote anything with this kind of play in it, I tried to keep it light rather than going all out as that can become kinda... cheesey. I hope y'all like it :)
Thanks have to go to cmcarter25, teh_kimeye and spank_an_elf for reading and reassuring me on this one!
( If you click, you'll find a fic!Collapse )
Thus, a challenge.
Write the kinkiest, most depraved bit of bondage-filled porn fic your perverted little minds can conjure and post it over on adorf_ckable before midnight GMT next monday.
There will be a vote for the winner and a special prize, as well as additional prizes for anyone that can actually SHOCK me.....
PLEASE JOIN IN THE CHALLENGELove
Claire and Indiebindie
ETA make it VO or SB/OB or EB/OB please. *giggles* ORLI BOTTOMS
ETA AGAIN (last one... maybe) Or Christian Bale, Jared Leto or Johnny Depp are also acceptable tops for Orli
ETA THE VERY LAST: Karl Urban and Harry Sinclair and any fictional incarnations of any of the above......