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24 April 2009 @ 12:25 pm
What? If you got an enema whilst asleep you'd not wake up?
 
 
26 October 2007 @ 06:29 pm
Title: Hush.
Pairing: Bill/Tom… sort of.
Rating: R
Summary: There’s nothing wrong with a little quiet time.
Disclaimer: I would. They… probably wouldn’t.
Warning: Twincest. Paraphilia: Somnophilia.
A/N: Written for undrockroll. I don’t know why, it just is.

Just for a few minutes...
 
 
19 December 2006 @ 05:17 pm
Title: Tickle.
Author: Razzle
Pairing: Viggorli
Rating: NC17
Summary: nitw1t challenged me to write a fic with a squick I’d never written before. Thus, I present, Orlando’s feet.
Warnings: Podophilia, Somnophilia.
Disclaimer: I think it more than possible that Viggo has as many sexual interests as there are bubbles in a bathbomb. But I have no proof. I also take no responsibility for you if you read this and are grossed out.

One day I'll run out of kink
 
 
This paraphile is: bouncybouncy
 
 
06 August 2006 @ 01:50 pm
Title: From Plushie, With Love. 1/1
Author: Razzle
Pairing: viggorli
Rating: NC17
Summary: A fucking U. Something's missing from Viggo's life.
Warnings: Kink. Nearly…furries... Dom/Sub relationship. Written by a freak.
Disclaimer: Don't make me laugh.
A/n: Dedicating this to ratherbrightred because I know how much she loves furries. ;) And happy birthday to piepiepie
Betad by the delightful moblo413, who will happily testify that this is much, much hotter than she expected.

And they call it puppy love...
 
 
This paraphile is: contentcontent
 
 
08 June 2006 @ 04:49 pm
People keep *joining*! And for what?? For posts like these, I guess.

In honor of summer, swimming pools, & moisture more generally, I give you:

Aquaphilia!

A fascinating morsel of wiki goodness--note especially those wild & crzy HK prostitutes (look under "most dangerous")!

Also endearing is this image:



from Ark productions (uw_fashion_photog.tripod.com). I love her heels!
 
 
 
07 May 2006 @ 03:59 pm
reposting this from my LJ:

did you know? there is a fetish out there involving women and gas pedals. evidence:

Scene Taken from: Eva Charms the Starter

Eva is taking the '48 International pickup truck for a ride for the first time. She finds out how hard it is to use a floor starter. She likes the pretty red truck and sensuously pumps the gas pedal then presses the starter as hard as her long legs can. She tries both feet on the starter then the left foot on the gas while the right foot pushes the starter. It starts and stalls many times until it eventually warms up and holds while she revs the engine. Finally she engages the clutch and drives away.


a quick Google of "pedal pumping" should bring you to clutch paradise! keep on truckin' (ha ha ha. ok, i'm ashamed now)
 
 
02 April 2006 @ 04:41 pm
People keep joining this community, even though I never ever update it and its members update it rarely (but when they do it's like BANG!). Allow me to alert you to the web home of the aforementioned book, Deviant Desires. More specifically, allow me to alert you to the section on Robots. Highlights include:

"it's all about transforming oneself or one's lover into a mechanized erotic automaton."

"Robotdoll and his wife occasionally play robot games at home in silver lycra spandex bodysuits he bought in a New York lingerie store. (He laughs as he tells me how he was so excited about finally acting out his dreams that he accidentally orgasmed in the outfit when he tried it on in the store dressing room.)"


Also, I love this bizarre set of porn pictures (NSFW), wherein an average porn girl encounters this HILARIOUS robot with a plastic brain on top!

Enjoy!
 
 
This paraphile is: robotic
 
 
05 March 2006 @ 12:10 pm
Title: The Subject

Author: moi, sever_it

Pairing: VM/OB
OB/others (this chapter a bit of OB/Clive Owen)

Rating: NC-17

Disclaimer: not true

Summary: Orlando is an escort specialized in S&M. Viggo is one of his clients.


Feedback: I’m a whore for it

Archive: my LJ: http://sever-it.livejournal.com/

Warnings: angst, AU, mention of BDSM and drug- taking, mention of kink, hints of het sex
This chapter: a ‘scene’ that some might find a bit disturbing

Notes: This chapter, special appearance by Clive Owen

Previous chapters: here


chapter 4
 
 
17 January 2006 @ 03:26 pm

Title: Ageplay. I'm not great at titles *g*
Author: legolas_is_mine
Fandom: LOTRRPS
Characters: Viggo Mortensen/ Orlando Bloom
Prompt: 33. Age Play
Word Count: 914
Rating: R/ NC17
Disclaimer: This is completely untrue, none of it happened and there are no implications being made about any of the people featured within
Author's Notes: This is the first time I ever wrote anything with this kind of play in it, I tried to keep it light rather than going all out as that can become kinda... cheesey. I hope y'all like it :)
Thanks have to go to cmcarter25, teh_kimeye and spank_an_elf for reading and reassuring me on this one!

If you click, you'll find a fic!Collapse )

 
 
This paraphile is: crankycranky
This paraphile is receiving a footjob to the sounds of: American Psycho
 
 
09 January 2006 @ 09:37 pm

Thus, a challenge.

Write the kinkiest, most depraved bit of bondage-filled porn fic your perverted little minds can conjure and post it over on adorf_ckable before midnight GMT next monday.

There will be a vote for the winner and a special prize, as well as additional prizes for anyone that can actually SHOCK me.....

PLEASE JOIN IN THE CHALLENGELove

Claire and Indiebindie

ETA make it VO or SB/OB or EB/OB please. *giggles* ORLI BOTTOMS

ETA AGAIN (last one... maybe) Or Christian Bale, Jared Leto or Johnny Depp are also acceptable tops for Orli

ETA THE VERY LAST: Karl Urban and Harry Sinclair and any fictional incarnations of any of the above......



 
 
This paraphile is: exhaustedexhausted